AT LAST ... / AKHIRNYA ....... !!

Sebuah kapal penumpang mengalami bocor dan akan tenggelam. Malang, hanya ada 1 sekoci, hanya cukup untuk wanita dan anak-anak.
Akhirnya kapal itu tenggelam.

Ternyata, sekocinya juga bocor.
"Bocor, bocor !" teriak seorang wanita dengan logat pelo.
Untung, pemancing lewat dan menolong mereka naik ke perahunya. Sekoci itupun tenggelam.

Kini mereka tenang, tapi tidak lama.
"Bocor, bocor !" teriak wanita yang tadi.
Air sudah separo perahu.
"Tenang, santai saja" kata pemancing sambil mengebor bagian bawah perahu.
"Mengapa perahu dibor ?"
"Biar airnya mengalir ke bawah" kata si pemancing.
Penumpang : ??????????????
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Sumber : (lupa namanya)

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AT LAST

A ship with some passengers was leak and about to sink. Unfortunately there was only one lifeboat that is only for children and women. The next minute the ship sank.

The lifeboat was leak too.
"Leak, leak" an English-tongue woman screamed.
Luckily a passing by fisherman helped them onboard.
The lifeboat sank too.

They felt secured but it was not long.
"Leak, leak" the same woman screamed.
"Stay calm, take it easy" the fisherman said and drilled the deck of his boat.
"Why do you drill your boat?"
"To let the water down of my boat" said the fisherman.
Passengers : ??????????????
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Source : (sorry, I forget)